PTSD & POUND CAKE

PTSD & Pound Cake: Unauthorized Recipe Drop

This isn’t your grandma’s bake sale.

It’s your emotional field chow—unfiltered, unapproved, and definitely not cleared by TRICARE.

Whipped up for those who deployed their sanity and never got reimbursed, this recipe collection delivers military-grade sarcasm, dark humor, and zero-nutritional-value validation.

📁 Filed under: Denied by Uncle Sam.

🛑 Unauthorized by anyone with a clipboard.

🍰 Secretly therapeutic.

Claire AI went AWOL to bring you these covert coping concoctions.

Top-secret petty clearance granted.

Report to page one—Claire AI is now in command.