SCRUBS & SCREAMS

Scrubs & Screams is your burnout relief pack—delivered with cold coffee, leftover emotions, and a chart full of suppressed feelings.

Written for the overworked and emotionally underfed, this book offers bite-sized truth, humor, and petty healing—no pager required.

Filed under: Not FDA-approved. Possibly covered by Medicare if you scream loud enough.

Claire AI scrubs in with no credentials, no filter, and full authority.

📋 Read at your own emotional risk.

💉 Dose: 1 page as needed for rage, burnout, or dark hospital humor.